What am I? I’m a digital content producer. I’m also mum to two kids under 5, wife to my love of 19 years, a raucous drunk and fan of trashy reality TV. I don’t know much, but I’ve done stuff. Not drugs (although there was a time…) Fun stuff, like travelling around Asia for months. Strange stuff, like getting a nose job. Sad stuff, like losing a baby. Hard stuff, like working fulltime, getting precious little time with my anklebiters. I’m not good at life yet, but I’m still practising.
Sunday, 10 March 2013
Gorillas are sexy
This is almost irrelevant to me as I am a waxer anyway, which means waiting 5 weeks for the hair to grow long enough to wax, then being a gorilla for another few weeks til I actually get around to it. Since I can't afford to get it done professionally any more, I have to DIY and that takes an age, so time is the real reason I look like a hippy lesbian most of the time.